Futurama Fry
Every day.
If I was still working at my old job, yes. As I have a new one, not so much. :D
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with applying foundation on yourself with your fingers. Just don’t do it on a client.
Also FYI: MUA like Pixiwoo do it, because it gives a lighter coverage.
So I just had a long talk with myself about career goals, all of which seem to be circling me getting a certificate of make-up artistry to a full blown cosmetology license.
Problems:
- I’m already a year into my Medical Billing and Coding course.
- I’m in debt because of that.
- My parents have made it clear that they won’t support me if I move out. (Which they did when my brother moved out and hey guess what he’s back here)
- They also don’t support my thinking of changing careers.
It’s entirely my fault that I’m in this predicament, but I just really needed to get it out. I’m desperate for advice. Anyone have suggestions?
Wii | Mii Channel
Please browse my blog with this in another tab
It would make me very happy
If I had music on my blog I’d want it to be this.
brb going to go play Mii on Wii
LITERALLY SCREECHING
WHOLOCK.
C’MON PEOPLE, GET A MOVE ON
PERFECT
Double eyeliner with MAC Chrome Yellow and e.l.f cream liner in black. (Taken with instagram)
10 Reasons Why I Still Read Children's Books
My list of the reasons why I read junior fiction, inspired by reading the article “Adults Should Read Adult Books” by Joel Stein.
Above is a fake menu handed out at a food festival in Brooklyn last weekend, which was just read to me in its entirety over the phone, whilst I peed myself silly. A few highlights:
Shitty Chicken - Spanked with cinnamon-garlic dirt and dimpled with a freshwater whale-tit sauce
Moby Dick Platter - Plankton pie, algae mash, blubber balls, and two buckets of seawater served on water-damaged planks of driftwood
Groiled Tenderbeef - On a toasted corn yeast loaf with doodled onions. Served maux maux.
Devil’s Meatcup - Christened with a side of greyed chicken spikes
Degrounded Puregrass - Drickled with Morton’s poolside salts (serves 19)
*All Tiny Turdz meals served with Kidz Koffee (Donka Bean) and triple-scoop of panty slaw
